ASS MAN is the game, bare asses is their shame...

Sister Tina had a great shift at Lambton...read all about it:

I just received a funny complaint from someone is 2C. The guy calls and says
there is a lot of guys running around the halls playing a game called ASS MAN. Apparently the game is to write ASS MAN on your ass and then run around with your pants down while people take pictures of you in this stupid state. Did you play this game in University? Anyways I called it through to the RA's who both happen to be female and they thought I was kidding them. I waiting to hear back from them.

Now I just had a girl (Mills 109) come to the desk crying and all heated about the fact that her best friend from grade school stole her purse and left her downtown with no money and no keys. As I was getting her keys out she started getting more and more angry telling me how she was going to rip this girls eye lashes and eye brows out. She went on and on, I couldn't help but laugh. Laughing seemed to make her even more upset so then she started yelling I am serious I am going to rip her apart, I was getting her key and it took me a minute to compose myself before I faced her again, it took all my will power not to laugh again.

What a place.

UPDATE:What a disappointment for me and the RA'S. They went to answer the call but unfortunately the idiots who wrote on their ass's were gone.

kapow!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Longest. Night. EVER!

Why is it so hard from 6 a.m. on? Why?

More mail from Danielle...

Hey danielle,

hope your travels are going beautifully and you make us jealous. Well, I'm working East desk today and I come across a brown manila envelope of mail for you sitting here on the desk...AND IT WAS OPENED! I don't know who did it or when, but it wasn't here on Friday when I worked here last. So, I am taping it shut and sending it to BC...since that's where it came from. I hope you get it soon and you're having fun. We miss you and your witty, biting comments. (Yes, we also miss you too dearly Liz!) Hear from you soon.

- dave-mart out

jmart here...I meant to post this sooner guys and gals, but got busy...you know how it is. Anyway, last Friday, I let my roommate borrow my car so I had to bus it to work (the horror, the horror). So I get downtown and hop over to the 52 Kortright bus. Now I'm just sitting there when all of a sudden I hear the delightful sounds of someone throwing up right at the front of the bus. Everyone who was at the front ran to the back and as you can imagine, the bus started to smell great! Then he threw up again and his poor friend was trying to help him off the bus, but he was out cold.

Anyway, by now it's 11:50 and the bus driver announces we have to switch over to the Gordon St. bus, so we all unload through the back door, since the front is covered in puke. We finally get on the other bus and leave at about 11:55, and I'm kind of freaking because I know I'm going to be late. Luckily Ryan was cool about it and I was only a couple minutes late. Phewf!

Great start to a great night!

Hi, I'm Hal Johnson...and I'm Joanne McLeod...

hey dave, if you grow a mustachio and visit midnight sun 4x per week, I'll grow my hair out...deal? Then we can visit athlete's world and get us some nifty matching exercise suits. you in?

I'm Working!!!

Back to midnights agian!! Oh fun times.
So, lets catch up, how is everyone?? What have you been up to?? Come on, give the juicy details, I know you have some!!

I am going a little stir crazy from not having any work :( That thing called relaxation...its very strange, I just can't handle it. I spent the last week in Sarnia, this time it went pretty well, I didn't get banned from any stores this trip, YAY!! Some sad news, my mohawk is gone though I have a feeling it will reappear again. On the bright side today at Value Village I found an amazing HAT!! Its bright blue with a rainbow band around it and a yellow flower sticking out from the top. I love wearing it, it makes everyone smile and some even laugh out loud!!

ELIZABETH!!! Where are you?? I havn't heard much from you, how are things going?? We all miss you!!

RANDOM FACT: If the bottom two rows of keys on your keyboard suddenly failed, the longest word you could still be able to type out is 'typewriter'.

Theres actually some pretty interesting ones, so heres the link, check it out!! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fact.html

It looks like its going to be a long night so I'll post later on if I find anything special!!

A COWASAKI!!

Courtesy of sister Tina who's manning the mighty Prairie desk this fine midnight. Rock on sister!

Hey! Midnights are boring! Post stuff people! Pleeeease?

~bored at lambton jmart

Mail Call!

Yo Danielle...you got some mail today. A delightful postcard. If you want it, shoot me your address and it's yours. Paul Bunyan's Bobber wants to meet you.

-jmart

p.s. - early arrivals blow...you have my respect 4-eva!