Oh. My. God.

Well, you'd think churches would be a bit more careful about stuff like this with all the molestations crap floating around. I don't really know what else to add about this.

Check out the new Crapper's Quartley link on the side and read the story about Mr. Floatie!

Holy Poop!

Halloween is getting closer kids. Still looking for that original costume? Check out this snazzy website for POOP COSTUMES! I can't decided if I like Holy Shit or No Shit Sherlock best.

~jmart out.

Internet Fun

Ok everyone, I have a funny task for you!

Fun with "I'm Feeling Lucky"

Step 1: Go to Google.

Step 2: Type in "miserable failure" (without quotes).

Step 3: Click I'm Feeling Lucky.
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(You get President George W. Bush's Biography!)

An article as an explanation

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Check your hotel rates

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. The clerk stands firm, and the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the couple to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.

He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows." complains the man again."Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.

No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $50."

"That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have."

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This is for you Jess !!

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~D-Tron ... the fun of midnight shifts

THANKSGIVING FEAST

Happy Turkey Day!

what the frequency kenneth?

i HAVE a story,,,,,,,it's a long story. i don't really want to go into all the what’s and whys and gory details right now... and to figure out exactly what happened, you'd have to dig up freud himself and have him work on me full time…but...i have made it short for you. i know you are all very excited to know what it is! ok here it goes…so last week i was sitting around late at night, lets call it 3am and this crazy t.a , Majken, i know from seminar we’re not good friends but we’re friends. we’re friendly... friendish might be a better term. ANYWAY…she calls and says:

Majken: ’hey, are you sleeping?’
Me: nope
Majken. when i studied in oxford i fell in love with this boy after meeting him at a bar, and now it has been a year and i can’t stop thinking about him’
to which i reply…’aha and?’
Majken: i think i might love him. but he thinks i am stupid, because he made me act stupid, and i am not stupid, i don’t act stupid with anyone else. (she is not stupid)
Me: aha, yeah he sounds wonderful
she says’ so i was wondering, i just found this really cheap ticket on the internet and i though i would go look for him’…
.me: ’aha and?’ (as you might surmise i am a fountain of eloquence at night…..)
she:’ so i was thinking is should just go and find him and i really don’t want to go alone’..
me ’you want me to go to oxford to help you find some boy that you met once at a bar?’
she: ’basically’
Me: ’aha ok, how cheap is the ticket?’
She: ’about 200 dollars’ (off course she used norway money, but i translate for you!)
Me: ‘ so yeah, where do i book?’

it was that easy, really…minus the crappy rhetoric, but the fun thing is that i am going on a mini break to freaking oxford to look for some boy, who may or may not be some sort of mythological creature. despite the fact that it probably will be time consuming and extremely painful, i love it. YAY mini break, i am going on friday, i am so excited!

Match Making...

I doubt anyone can forget our favorite loveable dog from the summer. For the sake of those who... were not his biggest fan? I wont repost the picture of him, but if you some how forget what he looks like go back to the post on July 22nd.

Anyways, in my boredom tonight I came across a match made in heaven for him. They're destined to be guys!!





D-Tron

Ha sido fantastico. Quieres un cigarro?

In Peru the cigarettes cost less than $1 and there is a kind which have pictures of Che Guevara´s face on them. And the coca tea flows like water. In Cusco if you walk into the Plaza de Armas at night you are swarmed by Peruvian teenagers with fliers trying to take you to the various different bars they work for. Two nights ago we went out, thinking we´d be safe in a group of eight, but they are crafty little people, and are able to seperate you in order to move in for the kill. At one point two girls had me by either arm, trying to tear me into two pieces and take me to two different bars. Fortunately Adam began to do the Roboto, which confused them and allowed the rest of us to regroup while they let go of us and stood in a semicircle watching him. Avril Lavigne and Spongebob Squarepants are oddly popular here. My time is up. Hope things are great in the SHS world! Shannon