BRENDAN!

i saw this in sunrise records the other for like, $10 i think. of course, i immediately thought of you!

ROCK ON Granny!

If you know how to knit and need some fugly patterns, check out the new link on the side, YOU KNIT WHAT?? Good times.

RIP sam

awwww.

Sadly, ‘world’s ugliest dog’ Sam, who won our hearts while ruining our appetites, has passed. The story of how he went from ASPCA euthanasia-row to the toast of late night television is as uplifting a Hollywood success story as you are likely to come by:

[Owner Susie] Lockheed said she initially was terrified of Sam when she agreed to take him in as a rescue dog six years ago on a 48-hour trial basis. Although she fell in love with him, his appearance repulsed her then-boyfriend and prompted the man to break up with her.

Sam would of course go on to become three time undefeated World’s Ugliest Dog champion, and was soon claiming America’s most beloved personalities and captains of industry as personal friends. We have no doubt he is looking down on us now with his cataract-whitened eyes, smiling his crooked smile, thinking, “Couldn’t they at least have found a shot of me with Leno? I killed on Regis! 15 years dragging this ugly mug around and all I got to show for it is a frickin’ picture with Carson Daly and my face blurred out. Good riddance, putzes.”

from defamer.com

melissa

Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

i found this also today...while i was supposed to work on my paper....and yes, also this i found funny so i will share with you! ok t-minus 6 hours til paper due, 3.53 in the morning here.....just me a coffee cup, pizza, and some strange radio station.....just a couple of minutes ago i heared this aweful song on the radio and totaly sung along until, mmm yes i realized how horrible it was....so yeah, back to paper! peace in the middle east!

i’d prepare for those locusts if i were you…but i am not....so mmm, yes, what else is there...found this today, and i though it was funny...



hope all is well, i will post soon, just as soon as i done procrastnating over this HUGE (65%) paper due tomorrow!

love liz