password protected? 20 billion possible chances....Eh....jeff. Hey!

so right before i started wondering if birds have flying dreams, i figure that they probably don’t, that would be to boring for birds, birds must have driving dreams….....hey, you're speeding Mr. Feathers!

yeah so right before that, i thought, well since this is canada day and all, i would congratulate you all on such a splendid event! i am dreadfully excited about the fireworks and what ever else that goes with this day, will there be hot dogs?

i don’t know if i am supposed to celebrate it though…is it considered to be exclusively for canadians? i am so jealous, and then i started thinking, though i have only been here for a short while, i have to say….i am very positive to canada, i like canada, how is that? BUT the government of Canada tells me that i need 10 more points on their scale of canadianism to become canadian, or to even like canada, 10 more points….because getting those points will require me to have a child, earn more money and pass a french test, all of witch are very unlikely to happen in time for the canada festivities tonight, however i think i deserve to celebrate and i am therefore adding my OWN points: …………first of all, i have drawers and jars and cupboards even full of canadian tire money…(1 point)....oh and i never use it (bonus point) …...i know what may 2-4 is (well almost) (1 point), i get excited whenever canada is mentioned on an american tv show (2 points), i have met a lumberjack (2), i am familiar with ‘the touque’ (1), i think americans are strange too (2), i randomly use ‘eh’ in sentences (4)…ok so might never have seen a dog sled, but whatever (4 minus points)

get out your flags people, celebrate, embrace canada!