first the sewers then the world

Dear Mr. Man, who is still sitting in the FPL,

no, we don’t have a remote for the tv. yes, i realize that this is very inconvenient for you. no i don’t care if BC beat ottawa, but i am sure that it’s as terrific as you say it is. yes, that is coffee i ‘m drinking, and no i have never considered adding tequila to it. i’m 24, 5, and i am sure that if i dressed different i would look older too. no, i have never thought that it was scary to be here at night,until you just said so. oh i am sure that it has been ages since you where this drunk, i’m pleased that the bar scene in guelph is 'waaaay better' than you thought it would be. AND finally yes, the tree image on the bearing is extraordinarily ‘nifty’, and no i have no clue who did it.

have a great nigh and pleeeeaaaase come back soon to grace us with your dazzling wit and astonishing insights.

liz