WACKY MADLIBS

Political Speech
Baby Kissers
Ladies and gentleman, on this rabid occasion it is such a privilege to address such a barmy-looking group of lamlamsisters. I can tell from your smiling armpit that you will support my primo program in the coming election. I promise that, if elected, there will be a booby hatch in every east desk and two brothers in every garage. I want to warn you against my schmaltzy opponent, Mr. Elizabeth. This man is nothing but a icky Shannon . He has a discombobulated character and is working dipsomaniac in glove with the criminal element. If elected, I promise to eliminate denturists . I will keep the hostels off the city's streets. I will keep crooks from dipping their explosives in the public till. I promise you foul government, god-awful taxes, and wanton schools.