Hello Jerry...

Good morning fellow sisters and righteous brothers! I told a few of you that I was going to see Jerry Seinfeld in Hamilton last night and that I'd let you know how it was. I suppose right off the bat though I should let poor Brendan know that yes, we took the mini disc recorder, but my dad didn't check the batteries and well, I'm sorry brother, but they were almost dead. So forgive me. Now I suppose, I could have brought my cell phone and called you at Lambton to let you listen to the ENTIRE show like the guy behind me did...no seriously...he had his phone out and kept asking his friend if he could hear the show. So I am sorry for not thinking of that. Some more of my fellow audience members in my area:

-the two guys in their early 20s (right beside me) who smelled like that alluring mixture of Axe body spray and beer. HOTT!

-the snorter behind me

-the three people right in front of me with their digital cameras who kept taking pictures and kept getting busted but were too far in for the security guard to do anything but shine a flashlight on their faces and shake his head, "uh uh...not cool!"

So it was an interesting experience and sitting alone around these clowns made the night even funnier and actually didn't piss me off too much.

Anyway, it was a kick ass show as you might imagine (unless you're one of those folks who hates Seinfeld) and it was non stop laughs for an hour. It's really hard to do it justice on the blog though, so if you want in depth material from the show, I'll tell you, but probably have the crappiest delivery, cuz hey, my name's jmart, not Jerry.

Peace out.