Under Attack...
jmart here and do I have a story for you. I don't know if you guys are aware, but yesterday was the last day of classes for highschools. Yay for them. Apparently, this gives the little bastards the right to shoot up a defenseless white neon that lives on Liverpool St. One that has never hurt anything in his poor neon life...except for that squirrel on Edinburgh...but that guy was suicidal. Yes sisters and brothers, it is true. I went out to my car yesterday and found my driver's side covered in blue paintball shots. Thanks GCVI kids. You rock. So I went to the principal's office (which btw made me feel like I was in trouble) and then got to talk to Guelph's finest. Neither really seemed too concerned, after all it was the last day of classes. Anyway, white neon is happy again and to help him recover from the trauma, I treated him to an oil change.
Peace out.
posted by lam-lam sisterhood @ 1:49 PM
5 Comments:
At 1:03 AM,
Anonymous said…
oh Jessica, can we please take them to peoples court,….i am sure that judge judy would have some choice words for the little bastards, thats one show that i would love to see!
At 12:29 PM,
Anonymous said…
hmmmm...i wish wapner was still around. too bad i don't know who did it. oh well. but judge judy would do in a pinch.
At 6:15 AM,
Anonymous said…
i don't know wapner, but i am sure you are rightjess, but judy is a mean ass lady, and you know she wrote that book: ‘beauty fades dumb is forever’, i hear it is a classic, i might wait for it to come out in ‘book-a-minute’ version before i dare read it though
At 11:11 AM,
Anonymous said…
jess i'm sorry my gc brethren tortured poor whitey like that. i thought i left behind a legacy of peace and love, but i guess that only lasts for so long. maybe white neon could become spectacularly blue neon?
At 4:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
i dunno brendan...only if he's the blue splothcy neon...if you look closely, you can still see a hint of blue. wounds like that never really fade you know. it's good to know that someone from gc turned out right though!
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